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Opening Scene: Cat vomit on floor

Me: Sam, I'd pay you to clean that up.

Sam: (looks at vomit, looks at mom) Okay, but can I wash my hands after?

The Day We've Been Waiting For

So Ruth, out of no where this morning, exclaimed that "the next day will be the day we've been waiting for. Obama will be elected out of office." I hope she's right.

Extra Lives

Ruth: Hey Joseph, I have two lives.

Joseph: So will you lose one if I kick you?

Ruth: Only if you kick me hard until I bleed and then I die. But don't do that 'cause I want both of my lives.

Joseph: Oh. Where'd you get your extra life?

Ruth: From Jesus. He gave his life to me. When I was sleeping.

Happy Baby

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I love being a mom!!!

Sharing

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Ruth decided to share her yogurt with Adam.

Things PARENTS Say

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"Okay... Who cut the kittens whiskers?"

Sleeping Babes

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Let sleeping babes lie.

Grasshoppers

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Adam has discovered our favorite cookies. Need I say more?

Full Mouth

Rebekah: "Sam, can you please not talk with your mouth full?"
Sam: "Ok. But my mouth's not full."
Rebekah: "[eye roll] Can you please not talk with food in your mouth?"

Growing Up

Okay, so I know it's really hard to see in this picture, so I'll just post the significance. Joseph's mark on our 'Growth Wall' has surpassed mine and Robert's.

He's going to eat all of them!!!

Ruth was watching Jurassic Park III (I know, not your typical movie for a 4-year old, but she started it from the Roku box). I peeked in on her and she said "Mom, 2 people already died. The dinosaur's so hungry. Soon he's going to eat all of them. Giggle giggle."
Should I be worried?